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This here people is a Crumpler bag. It’s made out of the best kind of fabric there is in the whole wide farmyard and that is cluckin great Chicken Tex (that’s the trade mark, people, that’s what its called). It is super strong and can carry all your heaviest loads – no ripping, no tearing, no falling apart. No feathers. This stuff is tough.
All of these hear Crumpler bags have got water proof ripper ripstop lining so none of your precious gear gets wet, wet, wet, and its tough but smooth and won’t scratch up your lovely stuff. They come in big, bigger and biggest sizes, lots of colours and lots of varieties. Yes, varieties. There are laptop bags, camera bags, messenger bags, backpacks, glamour bags, pouches and CD wallets. You can get everything from your video camera to your laptop, your favourite music to your mobile, your palm pilot to your digi camera, even your Aunty Fargey’s glasses in them – if she hasn’t taken them off to look at you closely . . .
Many of the bags come with the Third Leg stabilizing system – that’s an extra strap, Jake, to peg your load to your body nice and tight so you’re all comfy and happy when you’re doing the carry your load down the road thing.
Yes, Crumpler bags have all the best baggy things: super quick release buckles, super strong straps, zooper zong zips and all the bags are guaranteed not to chuck their guts up, split their sides and laugh all your gear out onto the concrete. No, these are good bags, very good, they are bags for being happy and kind and you will like them very much.
Crumpler Computabags sind die besten auf dem Neptun und vielleicht auch auf der Erde. Aussen rum das geniale Chicken-Tex™-Material (schützt wie’n Glucken-Hintern), gefüllt mit dem einzigartigen ripstop lining, supersichere Polsterung (grosser Schutz für den Schatz) und die Vorübergehend-Geschlossen -Klettverschlüsse a; da passen Laptops bis zu 17“ rein, und das ist ne ganze Menge. Plus super starke Gurte, feiste Schnallen, geniale Quick Flick™ Schnellverschlüsse, fette Zipper, extra Taschen und Achtung(!): Stifte-Halter, aber nur in einigen. Also egal, wie Dein Laptop aussieht, in ner Crumpler wirkt er so cool wie’n Eisw¤rfel in Deiner Unterhose.
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